January 26, 2012 at 9:36 am • Posted in DestinationsComments Off

 ... 1oz transparent pet bottles, pet lotion bottles, pet shampoo bottlesI cannot count how many times I have stayed at one of the beautiful Perth hotels. Two weeks ago, I was invited to attend host the music (I am a DJ) at celebrity party in Perth and I was put up at one of these fantastic Perth hotels. I was there for four days and spent most of those nights doing gigs and staying out very late. Most nights I would only get back to the hotel at around two in the morning following which I would fall into bed usually with a beautiful girl and grab some… sleep. The following morning we rise and make our way down to breakfast looking a bit green round the gills but after a hearty breakfast and coffee I regain some of my stamina and we make our way back for some more… sleep. What a lavish life I live. I will usually ask room service to send up a bottle of bubbly and I will have a slurp while my new girlfriend puts all the freshly supplied little shampoo bottles and soaps into her handbag. Such is my lavish life.

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